I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS
I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep
1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.
2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.
3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.
4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.
5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.
6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.
7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.
Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.
You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’
Okay but look at the reporters face and see how excited she is also.
tips to people my age from your vaguely more experienced 15 year old friend mik bogmeaty
- your first kiss is going to be pretty boring
- just because someone puts their hand in your pants doesnt mean they like you
- eyebrows arent supposed to be perfectly even
- dont smoke weed before school because you’ll just be bored
- you can type perfectly fine when you’re drunk so stop thinking you cant
- listen to the mountain goats
- dont shoplift anything that doesnt fit in your pocket
I wonder who is enjoying it more??
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